Remember the Soviet Union, they decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon on satellite
Chuck Norris doesnt use jump gates, the universe jumps around Chuck.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming