899.2 capsaleer sghscg has been found by COCORD and revived today after spending almost 16 years in cyrostasis aboard one of her own ships. Apearently, her crew ambushed her in her pod and stuffed her into the back of the cargo hold. The crew then escaped, leaving the ship cloked in a safe spot. No word yet as to the muntinous crew's whereabouts.
900.3 I set destination to your mom last night. I left a Device on her table. I wont tell you what this Device does, just that it does stuff. P.S. You may want to bring a mop.
Sincerly, Scotty, the hanger manager
901.4 Scotty the hanger manager has been arrested for setting an explosion off at a woman's station hanger. When asked for a statement he replied, "I am still trying to get my bearings and find a place for all these donuts, ask me again in 11 seconds.