"It's me Long Stroker, your mommas favorite Eve player" Flew into low-sec with confidence and a half-fit Tristan, what could go wrong? Unlike most pilots in The Scope, I specialize in "tactical retreat." Clearly, “Long Stroker” is a name that commands respect... or nervous laughter. Killed once by a smartbomb, twice by gate guns, and eternally by bad decisions. You’d think after 3 poddings and a failed ransom scam, I’d learn. You’d be wrong. Overwhelming success? Not quite. But I am in the top 99% most creative losses Undocking with me is like spinning the roulette-wheel except the wheel is on fire.
“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” -Ghondi