Valentines day... Secretly guys feel left out. There is no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation to their man in their life. March 20th is now officially "steak, blow job & shut the fuck up day" Simple, affective and self explanatory. No cards. No flowers. No fancy meal. Just a steak, a blow job, and shut the fuck up for the rest of the day. Spread the word.
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Two Bulls ontop of the hill, looking down over the herd, young cow says lets run down and fuck a few, old cow says nar, lets walk down and fuck the lot.