Old habits die hard.

If it takes 7 roosters to lay 20 eggs in 2 fortnights, how many bread does it take to octopus?

Have you ever been so high that you had to turn down your refridgerator because you couldn't taste your buttered toast?

"If you are ever chased by a gorilla, you must remember one thing."
"What's that?"
"Never to speak..."
...
"What the hell would I have to say to a gorilla?"

Ninja Whores and Hooker Clowns Supremacy!