An orphan raised by the charitable mimes of the Barnum and Bailey clown college in Baraboo, Wisconsin of Old Earth, Eronysis (born Richard Kochenburg) quickly rose to fame in the burgeoning skydiving mime scene of the late 1990's. Following his ill-fated first marriage to pop star Bill O'Reilly, Eron went on to seek his fortune in the offworld colonies! (A new life awaited him, a chance to start again!). Unfortunately upon arriving on Chiron Beta Prime, Eron got news of his mime begotten fortune being nationalized in the great Mexican takeover of the the U.S. and Canada of 2031. Immediately followed the horrific period of tamale famine close on the heels of... To be continued...