SHIELDS ARE LIKE CLOTHES, THEY COME OFF FIRST... ARMOR IS LIKE A PENIS, IT WORKS BETTER WHEN HARDENED... STRUCTURE IS LIKE PUSSY, ONCE YOU'RE IN IT, YOU'RE FUCKED!!!
♫When your ship gets blown to bits ♫And you lose your Faction fits \\☻/Don't worry♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪Be Happy\\☻/
What's a gyno and pizza boy have in common? Both smell the goods but don't eat it. Whats a necrophiliac got in common with a fur trapper? They both hunt for dead beaver.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
The Internet: Where the Girls are Guys, the men are little boys and the little girls are FBI agents