A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
I gave Her a sloppy jalopy......... It was so romantic.
ΞνΞ ΘΠLІΠΞ - I told myself I should stop drinking but I'm not about to listen to some drunk who talks to himself..