They say "the early bird gets the worm", But I say he just increased his chances of getting shot. Hunters usually get up a dawn.
It is a fact that 100% of all Divorces started with Marriage. Shocking I know. Join forces with us to stop all divorces by stoping people from getting married.
We also have it on a good source that Life is trying to kill you and that it will eventually succeed, We are still looking for a way out of life that doesn't involve actually ending it.
I could care less, but it would take an really large amount of effort.
Gamers fish parable:
Build a man afireto cook fish and he will be warm until the fire goes out but,
Set a man onfireand he will be warm for the rest of his life. As a bonus you get to keep the fish.