Threat level = Michael jackson in a primary school
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in an ass kicking.
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"Always treat your ship, like you treat your women!" "GET INSIDE HER 5 TIMES A DAY AND TAKE HER TO HEAVEN AND BACK!!" lord flashheart - blackadder goes fourth