a man walks in to his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, his wife is in bed.... he says this is a pig this is what i fuck when ur not up for it.... his wife says i think u will find that is a sheep.... the man says i think U will find i was talking to the sheep :D
I'm a bit like Satan I can enter a church I just can't pass the holy water
I'll leave the kids inheritance of cigarettes and porn
Mattadore > you killed my badger, Mattadore > but fuck UPS </fo