1. Lord One is always right.
2. If Lord One is wrong see rule 1.
3. Lord One never dies - Lord One grants you an advantage.
4. Lord One never camps - Lord One just rests.
5. Lord One isn't stubborn - Lord One is methodical.
6. Lord One is not a coward - Lord One just acts with providience.
7. Lord One never makes any mistakes - Lord One just takes risky options.
8. Lord One is never shouting - Lord One persuasively makes his point.
9. Lord One can never be killed - Lord One just wants to respawn in a another place.
10. Lord One thinks that the enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy, no more, no less, except for a usefull tool.