You may play too much Eve if:

1. You run away from car collisions so you don’t get podded.
2. You’ve submitted several charters to NASA setup a PoS on the moon but can’t get approval.
3. You try to use your Rorqual to compress music files.
4. You open a petition when you can’t find your other sock.
5. You see a flash in the corner of your eye every time someone walks into a room with you.
6. You refer to your pants as “cargohold”.
7. You often participate in seven conversations at once.
8. You steal someone’s pencil, put it on your desk, and punch them when they take it back, claiming they’ve stolen it from you.
9. You only respond to your in-game name.
10. You find yourself using “point”,”jam”, and “tackle” in your weekly football meet.
11. You lead excursions into hostile office space with interns scouting.
12. You know every possible fit for the Rifter but are often criticized for it.
13. You’d wear high heels if it’d give you a DPS bonus


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[NPC] [Damage it uses] (Damage to use against it)
Angel - Kinetic/Explosive - (Ex)
Amarr - Navy EM/Thermal - (Th)
Blood - Raiders EM/Thermal - (EM)
Caldari - Kin/Thermal - (Thl / Kin)
Concord - Kin/Thermal - (Th)
Gallente - Kin/Thermal - (Th)
Guristas - Kin/Thermal - (Kin)
Khanid - EM/Th - (Thermal)
Minmatar - Fleet Thermal/Exp - (Th / Ex)
Mercenary - EM/Th/Kin - (Th)
Mordus - Kin/Th - (Kin)
Odamian - Kin/Termal - (Kin)
Drones - all Dmg types - (EM)
Rogue - Pirate EM/Explosive/Kinetic - (EM)
Sansha - EM/Th - (EM)
Serpentis - Kin/Th - (Th)
** W-SPACE DESIGNATION **
Class 1 H121 P060 Q317 V301 Y790 Z647 Z971
Class 2 C125 D364 D382 G024 I182 N766 R943
Class 3 C247 L477 M267 N968 O477 O883 X702
Class 4 E175 M609 O128 T405 X877 Y683 Z457
Class 5 H296 H900 L614 M555 N062 N432 N770 V911
Class 6 A982 B041 R474 S804 U319 U574 V753 W237

High Sec - A641 B274 B449 B520 D792 D845 N110 S047
Low Sec - A239 C140 C391 J244 N290 N944 R051 U210
Null Sec - C248 E545 K329 K346 Q003 S199 V283 Z060 Z142

CONCORD arrival time:
1.0 — 6\xb11 seconds.
0.9 — 6\xb11 seconds.
0.8 — 7\xb11 seconds.
0.7 — 10\xb11 seconds.
0.6 — 14\xb11 seconds.
0.5 — 19\xb11 seconds.