I would like to join your corp. I'd tell you why, but frankly that knowledge is above you. Suffice it to say that I plan to use this corp as a stepping stone on my path to glory. I will leech all of its resources that I deem to be worthy of my lofty goals, while returning just enough insignificant scraps to make myself appear if not useful, at least well meaning.

I will continue my opportunistic exploitation of your corp either until I have achieved my goals and secured its place as just one of many rungs on my ladder leading to fortune and copious personal gratification, or until you are left bereft of resources, huddling around barely serviceable power conduits for warmth, having outlived your utility.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Warrio > yeah, I'm with Loree, you can lead a horse to water but you can't take it from an instance farming, shadow bolt spamming WoW junkie into a leader of men and competent logistician.