Worlds Best Storyteller, Actually Canadian, INIT Spokesman
Last Active
10d ago
Birthday
May 9, 2008 (17 years old)
Next Birthday
May 9, 2026 (22 days)
Combat
Kills1,515
Losses285
Efficiency84%
Danger Ratio87%
ISK
Destroyed2.30t
Lost9.67b
ISK Efficiency100%
Balance+2.29t
Solo
Solo Kills3
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows76
Points1,515
Other
NPC Losses36
NPC Loss Ratio13%
Avg Kills/Day0.23
ActivityMedium
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Bio
"I am the true coward. Hiding from sincere expressions like a vampire in the nude who hides from the light. Thank you, brave hero. I was freed from bottle jail, but my new prison is shame. My new prison is shame!"
As of 12/16/25 I was fired by Brisc Rubal from all duties in EVE Online for "Being a complete and utter useless waste of space in KarmaFleet".
Please reach out to Hyprviper1 if I owe you money but given I'm no longer welcome in EVE I have given my gamning computers to Good Will and have taken up miniature golf where you can see my highlight reel