1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Smart bombs have bad days too. 3. You cannot trust your leadership. 4. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. 5. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 6. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. 7. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 8. If you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in a combat zone. 9. If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it.
Whatever happens, be sure to say the most offensive thing possible; Remember the best defense is a strong offense-based vocabulary.
Paranoid: You THINK they are out to get you Scared: You KNOW they are out to get you Psycho: You HOPE they get here soon, so you can get THEM