Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.
Minmatar: Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you
with it.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range....


The Amarr pray for enlightenment.
The Gallente pray for peace.
The Caldari pray for profit.
The Minmatar pray their ships don't fall apart.







Today is International Weird-Ass People's Day I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, sniff toilet seats or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're frigging special