I was pimpin' in the district of the cumulonimbus
I was on the track of Solo cause my shit is persistent
I was three days late, Fett fooled with the 5000
But that's just great cause soon my dick found housin'
I recognize a stripper under imperial rule
That ass had me flippin' like inferior duels
I freed all the dancers they boarded the Jumpmaster
It was like a party bus 'cept nobody was plastered
The ladies took control they put up a stripper pole
Put that shit on auto-pilot set that brain on rock and roll
But I'm still on lock and load can't appreciate the princess
I need to go to Jabba's and finish up my business
I finally found Han could confront the carbonite
Found I could care less accidents are part of life
Saw my hoochie poppin' coochie for some alien guy
Then Fett drugged me and drived me to the valley to die
A goner for sure they left my trooper plates in place
A simple act of kindness reminds us more than hate in space