He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious - Sun Tzu
WTF is he crying for he just had sex, he shudnt be crying for 2 weeks until hes back on the hand - Smig2
A top level Garda internal inquiry is being held in Connemara into an allegation that a local garda shot a cow. There has been no statement from the cow - The Irish Press
A man has been found dead stuffed into a briefcase floating on the Grand canal. Gardai are treating it as suspicious - RTE Radio 1 News July 2001

http://i.imgur.com/CxAQydw.png - Damage type chart