"Hey look, buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.
"For instance, how am I going to stop some big, mean mother-humper from tearing me a structurally-superfluous new behind. The answer is a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
"Like this heavy-calibre, turret-mounted little number: designed by me, built by me and - you'd best hope - not pointed at you." Barkkor's Overview v4.20Imperator Style