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You know you play too much EVE when....
...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
...You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you.
...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."
...While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested."
....you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers.
= you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK.
you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven!"
..... you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before you're fired