Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.. ♫♪♫♪ If you are obessesive compulsive press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6 If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want..stay on the line and we'll trace your call If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership If you are a nymphomaniac please stop doing that with the phone If you are schizophrenic listen carefully - a small voice will tell you which button to press. ♫♪♫♪