"…Align… set speed… feel like a badass space shark… get that jaws “Babbump… Babbump” stuck in my head and giggle like a school girl… and we collide." - Jubal Longstreet, telling a tale of him encountering a lone Venture in low security space as a newbie low sec pirate
"But as I align, the Merlin doesn't even try to lock me. I get out clean, but confused. I mean, if you're going to go fishing, shouldn't you have some tackle with that bait? (See what I did there? Of course you did! Because you're very smart and sexy. Go you!)" - Duke Aumer, from his forum diary detailing his adventures as a newbie low sec pirate