You play too much Eve when.. *You call your friends by their in-game name and they answer. *You go to buy a car and wonder if you have enough ISK in your wallet. *You have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven". *You look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired. *You drive past a police road block and shout "gate camp". *You start refering to the "hood" as low sec. *You see a scud launcher on the news and wonder if its tech 2. *You get in a car wreck and run away worrying about getting podded. *You think about selling your car but wonder if it would be worth more if you reprocessed it. *when you start up your car and say "Warp drive active."