I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy.


I'm a cowboy On a steal horse i ride i'm wanted wanted dead or alive.


Oh lord it's hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror, i get better looking each day.


I wear my sunglasses at night.



They say a man is defined by the music he listens to so what kind of man listens to rap, perhaps a man that wishes to stutter with style. At least we know that a heavy metal head it toataly lost and needs a good head banging but the real question is can you define opera as music or is it just someone that sat on a chimmeny sweep or smashed his toe walking across the stage and don't want to look like a total wuss.


Some people call me a redneck but when i smash my toe it hurts and i am not shy about sharing that and when i listen to music it has a beat you can dance to and lyrics that have meaning.