The Caldari Prayer: Our missles, who art in launchers Hallowed be thy payload. Thy warhead come Our enemies be done. In low sec As it is in Empire. Give us this gank Our daily gank. And forgive us our WCS's But we won't forgive them, that use them against us. And lead us not into bubbles but deliver us from scramblers. For thine is the thermal, The explosive, And the kinetic forever. EM
Shields are like Clothes: the first thing to come off, Armor is like a penis: works better when hardened, Structure is like a Vagina: once you're in it, you're f***ed.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, and dropped his fly, and said," Hey do ya wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. But Jill forgot to take her pill, and now they have a son.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses0
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost0
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
Activity Heat Map (EVE Time)
00
0
01
0
02
0
03
0
04
0
05
0
06
0
07
0
08
0
09
0
10
0
11
0
12
0
13
0
14
0
15
0
16
0
17
0
18
0
19
0
20
0
21
0
22
0
23
0
Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -
No Killboard Found
There is no killboard configured at this address. Want your own personalized EVE Online killboard?