"And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blowthy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, andpeople did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out theHoly Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the numbe of the countingshalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thouhy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"