Everyone in EvE is out to get you and I do mean *everyone*.

That trusted corpmate you've known for years? He's out to get you.

That lost little new guy in his rookie ship? He's out to get you.

The trader you're about to make a tidy profit from? He's out to get you.

That GM you petitioned about losing your ship to a scammer? He will listen patiently to you, ignore your request, log on to his other account and get you.

As for me? I don't know you well enough yet but give me sufficient time and I'll be out to get you as well.

Welcome to EvE.

[18:20:18] DurrHurrDurr "I cant doomsday this, my overview is so full of fuck!"

“There was a flash of light and my ship turned into an egg, did I just lvl up?”
~ Random Noob in local channel

Draconian Arcane - "have you seen those minmatar ships"

Beirut Papa - "Yeah, yesterday I was trying to salvage one, took me twenty tries until the pilot convo'd me and told me to stop."