It is a mans obligation to stick his boneration into a womans seperation. This kind of penitration will increase the population of the next generation.... Ladies
Shields are like clothes. They are meant to come off. Armor is like a penis, it performs best when its hardened. Structure is like a condom. By the time you get that far you're already screwed.
Jack and Jill went up da hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son.