I am 8 years old....my name is Habib. I love your jokes. My daddy says that you don't like us because we are from India. I hope this isn't true, because I like you alot.
Your friend...Habib
Dear Habib,
Tell your dot-head dad that I love you, as I love all people. I have nothing against you being from India. In fact....I hope you all get wicker baskets full of snakes for Christmas.