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IF YOU HAVE BEEN ATTACKED AND WISH TO SHARE YOUR
EXPERIENCES, WE WOULD APPRECIATE A MOMENT OF YOUR
TIME TO FILL OUT THE FOLLOWING FORM, IN ORDER TO
HELP US IMPROVE CUSTOMER SATISFACTION.

THANK YOU
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Hello,

My name is [insert victim name], and I was:

[] Pod Killed
[] Ship Killed
[] Ransomed

by [insert name here] in a/an [insert shiptype] in the
system
[Insert system name].

I am writing to inform you, that the afformentioned
pilot, and the rest of your corp are

[] B*stards
[] F***ers
[] Evil F***ers
[] Tossers
[] Wankers
[] Griefers
[] Pirate Scum
[] S***heads
[] Homosexuals
[] Coc*s
[] MotherF****rs
[] Lamers
[] Losers
[] Good Pilots

and you

[] Ruin the game for
[] Enrage
[] Bankrupt
[] Give too much grief to
[] Destroy the point in play