[Insert some rubbish about being great] [Insert some pretentious quote here - making me sound clever] [Insert some random bio about me being a high ranking miltary official, a Lord or a member of a Royal family] [Insert some random quotes taken from local when I was smack talking to morons] [Insert some random number from my latest DPS] [Insert who I should shoot and what with] [Insert my national flag here]
Have I got them all?
Seriously people why bother. You are not great; you are not clever; there is not that many high ranking officials, Lords and Royalty to cater for your lack of imagination; smack talkers are morons; no one cares how much DPS you can get from a drone; get a memory; and finally, no one cares where you are from...
Instead why not put something funny in here. There are some quality people out there with really funny jokes in their bio. Gives us bio readers something to laugh at.