1. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear. 2. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice 3. What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off 4. My teacher accused me of plagiarism. His words, not mine. 5. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?About half way. 6. A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.. 7. I, for one, like Roman numerals. 8. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 9. Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing. 10. There is no “i” in denial 11. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay. 12. You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example. 13. What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire. 14. You can never lose a homing pigeon – if your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you’