A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in: ‘Sir, I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.’ Patient: ‘I don’t understand, doc. Why?’ Doctor: ‘Because I’m trying to examine you.'”
How do you know that you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.
If women drink a glass of red wine, it increases the chance of a stroke. If she drinks the whole bottle, she might even give it a little suck.
A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands. Bartender: What’s the matter buddy? Man: It’s the worst thing ever. I caught my wife in bed with my best friend. Bartender: Oh man that really sucks! What did you do? Man: I told her to pack her shit and get the hell out! Bartender: What about your best friend? Man: I looked him straight in the eyes and said BAD DOG!
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