Cynosural Infection symptoms include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, tingling in the extremities, dry mouth, wheezing, fishy disposition, constipation, oily discharge (but we’re not telling you from where), bed hair, general ennui, specific schadenfreude, runny nose, itchy ears, parental disappointment, regional accent shift, RAGNAROK, swamp ass, buttery stool, jump fatigue, KOS status, pink eye, tremors of the left leg, bloody underwear, fiery Latina attitude, cloudy pod goo, dampened targeting, the inability to experience true love, and death.