Dr Bee Havior
Founder & Chief Liability Officer
Beehavioral Problems [B-HIV]

Licensed in absolutely nothing.
Certified in making things worse.

Dr Bee Havior was created after a routine alt-management issue escalated into a full corporate structure, a tax shelter, and several deeply questionable personnel decisions.

As the founder of Beehavioral Problems, Dr Bee Havior specializes in:

• Alt containment
• Wallet mismanagement
• Mandatory hive meetings
• Incident reports nobody reads
• HR violations with plausible deniability
• Turning one bad idea into sixteen characters

Under his leadership, Beehavioral Problems has proudly maintained a 0% success rate in accountability, transparency, and responsible decision-making.

Corporate Motto:
“This is not an alt problem. This is an alt ecosystem.”

All complaints may be submitted directly to the nearest biomass queue.