Somewhere between a responsible capsuleer and a sleep-deprived cryptid, you’ll find this alt.

Officially, they are a strategic asset. Unofficially, they once tried to negotiate with a customs office by jettisoning exotic dancers and calling it “diplomacy.”

Proud member of Weird Unicorns, which is either a corporation or a long-running social experiment involving bad decisions and surprisingly effective fleet comps.

Flies a Gnosis like it’s a lifestyle choice, not a ship.
Believes drones are just “emotionally supportive murder orbs.”
Has at least once referred to structure bashing as “aggressive interior decorating.”

Strengths:

Can show up to any op with the wrong fit but the right attitude
Understands 60% of fleet commands and confidently executes the other 40% anyway
Brings snacks (sometimes for themselves, sometimes for the void)

Weaknesses:

Gets distracted mid-fight by weird local chat conversations
Has a concerning habit of naming ships things that make FCs uncomfortable
Once tried to AFK a situation that absolutely required not being AFK

Personality:
Equal parts chill, chaos, and “this might work if we don’t think about it too hard.”
Will help you bash a structure, lose a ship, or question your life choices—often all in the same evening.

Looking for:

Fleets that start organized and end in stories
People who understand that “this is a terrible idea” is not a dealbreaker
Anyone willing to admit that half the fun is not knowing what you’re doing

If you need someone reliable… this is not that alt.
If you need someone present, committed, and occasionally on fire, we’re in business.