\U0001f525 I fly dangerous, haul reckless, and snack aggressively.
Born in the depths of nullsec and raised on station vending machines, I learned two things early in life: never trust local chat, and never undock without Hot Cheetos. The dust from my fingers has probably shorted out more keyboards than enemy fleets ever have.
I respect confidence, loyalty, and a strong appetite — in ships and in life. If you can tank a gate camp and demolish a family-size bag without flinching, we’ll get along just fine. Extra points if you understand that curves belong both on hull designs and in real life.
My cargo hold usually contains:
Nanite repair paste
Questionable loot
At least one crushed bag of spicy snacks
I don’t chase metas. I don’t chase drama. I chase ISK, explosions, and good vibes.
If you see me in space, wave. If you see Cheeto dust on my pod interface… mind your business.