PhD in Applied Ballistics, specializing in High-Speed Plundering Efficiency (minor: CONCORD Evasion Tactics). Research Topic: 'On the Direct Correlation Between Warp Disruption Beam "Warmth" and Target Abandonment Rates'. Current Experiment: Verifying if missile trail hue affects creative profanity in Local chat. Note: All data gathered via fieldwork (aka your ship's wreck). Academic discource welcomed