"See the world" they said, "It'll be fun" they said. So Shifty McSwiggins left his town and went exploring. He found a gig as a junker on a Minmil salvager. It went well for a bit until he decided to sign up for that capsuleer program with AIR. He did'nt read the fine print... Now he's getting shot in the face on a daily basis, "Is this my life now?" "Why do they keep calling me Mr Weak Chicken?"