Murphy's Law If anything can go wrong, it will. Murphy's Alternate Law If anything can't go wrong, it will anyway. Murphy's First Corollary Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's Second Corollary It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law Everything goes wrong all at once. Murphy's Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. The Murphy Philosophy Smile... tomorrow will be worse. :)