Ladies and gentlemen, capsuleers, Caldari, Gallente, even the Minmatar — I love the Minmatar. Great people. Little rusty, but great.

I’m here today to announce something YUGE — absolutely the biggest thing since Jita local. I’m launching my own corporation: TRUMP INTERSTELLAR. We’re gonna build a citadel — not just any citadel — the BIGGEST citadel in the galaxy. Bigger than anything the Goons have, okay? It’s going to be gold-plated. Tremendous docking fees. The best docking fees. Only the finest capsuleers will be allowed in.

Now look, the Triglavians? Total losers. I’ve seen their filaments. Sad. I mean, really? Red space with triangles? We’re gonna de-triangle New Eden, folks. We're bringing symmetry back. No more abyssal filth.

And let me tell you, nobody boosts mining yields better than me. I boost them so well, even the Rorquals are jealous. Orcas? Outdated. We’re gonna replace them with something better: the TRUMPKA — a mining ship with golden strip miners, believe me.

High-sec wars? Gone. I’m gonna make CONCORD great again. No more AFK cloakers — they're creeps. Absolute creeps. And botters? We're sending them back to where they came from — nullsec!

Wormholes? I love wormholes. Nobody knows more about wormholes than me. But we’re going to put a gate on them. A big, beautiful gate. And guess what? Sleepers are gonna pay for it!

We’re bringing back jobs to asteroid belts. No more lazy drones doing all the work. And our economy? It's going to be so strong, even the ISK farmers in China are gonna be jealous.

So join me, folks. Join TRUMP INTERSTELLAR. We’re gonna make New Eden great again! And if you don't, well… you're probably flying a Venture. Sad!