OFFICIAL DELVE RATTING PERMITS – NOW 12.7% MORE LEGIT!

Tired of being mysteriously tackled mid-tick?
Sick of "just passing through” neutrals who somehow know exactly where your Ishtar is?
Had enough of local chat philosophers asking if you believe in permits?

INTRODUCING: THE DELVE RATTING PERMIT™

Your totally binding, absolutely enforceable, and likely made-up license to krab in peace (or at least in plausible deniability).

Guaranteed safety from the mysterious "Delve Ratting Enforcement Division"
Comes with a free copy of "The Art of Aligning Out: A Krab's Guide to Survival"
Personalized certificate printed on 100% recycled Alliance CTAs
Includes one free “oops I thought you were blue” forgiveness token

All this for the low price of 500 million ISK/month, or a bulk discount of 2B ISK/year (no refunds, no whining, no questions asked—especially in local).


DON’T RAT ILLEGALLY
Remember: Nullsec is lawless, but we have stationery.

DM Nyla Nightbreeze Local Enforcement Overseer™ (definitely not a roaming solo PvP pilot), to secure your permit today.

Pay up, krab safe, and remember:

If you don't have a permit... your wreck will.