............................................................................................................\\................/ You know, I've discovered that the best way to reveal your deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets is to tell everyone in trolling form.
That way you get it off your chest and nobody believes nor takes you seriously.
And if someone continues to inquire, then they may be a freak too and you've found a new friend to share your fetish with.
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