The Toppest Bloke™: Crowned undisputed Top Bloke of New Eden, despite never actually being voted in. It’s more of a general consensus that everyone agrees with—mostly because he told them he’s the toppest bloke.
Other capsuleers have been known to abandon their fleets just for a chance to buy him a drink (though he usually just orders a "top-shelf drink" without even looking at the menu). He’s been to more spacebars than most people have been to planets, and when he walks in, the jukebox automatically switches to his favorite track, "I’m Too Sexy For This Ship." Even the stars seem to shine a little brighter when he’s in the system. Simply put, he’s the bloke everyone wants to be and the bloke everyone wants to be around.