Thank god for the cops Who else is gonna show up and murder my neighbor's dog? Who else is gonna write a report when you get assaulted? Show up at the scene of the crime, take a couple pictures and then Accuse you of lying
We love the cops, who wouldn't ever lie on the stand If you can't do the time you shouldn't have got that tan We understand they're trained to be afraid of the sun So they should definitely be allowed to shoot anyone
We love the cops, stop resisting Try thanking him for his service Gotta be nice, you wouldn't like him when he's sad Starin' down a barrel, why are you so nervous?