1. "Someone is going to explode" 2. "I'll try to not be an asshole about it"
Occaisionally I press F1 in approximately the right direction. Once in a while I even remember to say "GF" afterwards.
"Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us. Both sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views." - Squall Leonhart