When ████ gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make ████ take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see ████’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give ███████████ ████████ lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my ███████ to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

If you send me 69,420,666 isk I will preform the special █████████████████████ move on your penis. This move has been passed down through generations.