I am a tyrannant of mining — a majestic space gremlin who shoots asteroids for pocket change and inhales gas clouds like they’re cosmic vape pens, all to keep the corporation mildly satisfied. I bravely defend myself and my fellow miners, mostly by yelling at space rocks and hoping they listen.


SLOW is the way. SLOW is smooth. Smooth is fast.


Isn't it weird that lolipops are just like flavoring your spit and then you just drink it?





Hello HK Boss, I mean HK