"If you fart they will remember it for a day, but if you shit yourself, they will remember it for a lifetime." EVE is just the Spaceship equivalent of Rust....with Cops. Born to shit...Forced to wipe....but my ass never clean. Mom told me i was special...i just dont know why she always called me Ed... Everyday i get a little closer...to taking a bath with a fucking toaster....```` If you dont skip a urinal between you and another man....you are crazy....Crazy? i was crazy once....they locked me in a room....a RUBBER room.....a rubber room full of rats.....rats make me cra-....no, im not typing this shit again. Kill: Kush-Daddy (Tempest Fleet Issue)*breathes in* Kill: Kush-Daddy (Tempest Fleet Issue)*insert peter griffin knee pain* It's better to shit in the sink, than to sink in the shit...so when you see me coppin a squat over the public bathroom sink....remember that.` Everyone told me "let jesus take the wheel" so i did, and this fucker swerved me into oncoming traffic. Sometimes i wonder why i wasnt swallowed, but im more curious on how i was "the fastest swimmer" when i dont even know how to swim!